author

The Author of this page is a bloke called Pat. That's it. No more to say. Well, except to tell you the following about me...

born: 1979

location: Essex (you know, that high-class area that spawned Chantelle from Big Brother), England.

favourite:

• colour: well, seeing as every car I've ever bought is black...
• film: it's a tie between Shawshank Redemption and American Beauty
• food: Dominos or Pizza Hut pizza. Pizza of any kind rocks, but the Dominos and hut masters still win.

loves:

• socialising with friends
• doing radio - presenting, audio production, tech work... it's all good. Check out Squage.com for details of a new radio project I'm working on
• holidays - from what i remember of them...
• great horror - such as the work of Mr David Scullion
• salad fingers - and other messed up work from David Firth.

hates:

• MPAA / RIAA - money-grabbing, greedy, moral-deficient scum
• exercise - but with the loving of pizza and socialising, some evils need to be put up with.