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Note To Self

Friday, June 30, 2006 at 11:37 AM

If using an executive meeting room at work, ensure ALL the following checks are performed prior to drawing a big picture of Squage on a whiteboard:

Blinds are down
Board wipers are available
Pens are available
The pens on the shelf attached to the whiteboard are actually whiteboard pens and not PERMANENT F***ING MARKERS

These four steps will prevent future pant-filling following only looking at the type of pen used after the drawing has been completed.

Needless to say, as I stood in utter horror, my two workmates spent some time consoling me by royally pissing themselves for about 5 minutes.

Heaven knows how I'm not a director yet.

Update: Some pictures of the incident:

Pat stares in disbelief

"Oh you've GOT to be joking..."

SquageNET: Looking nothing like a real network diagram since 2006

An entirely professional and not at all lame effort at covering up the offending drawing with a "network diagram"

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